Embarrassing and Work: Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom...

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

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By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:56

Say "I just was pushing out a 26 foot long turd and i was so exhausted I fell asleep."

netfreak 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:23

yes. all employers should pay their employees to nap in a toilet stall instead of work.

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im_a_dinosaur 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:11

you should really get that snoring sorted to.

FarSide 22

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:07

Stall? Stall!?! You mean Nebraska finally has indoor toilets??

Jebadiah 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:53

this is why i take steroids before i go to the bathroom so i wont go to sleep pants down toilet seat to my ass with my uncomfortable neck

doof_fisch 2

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:56

I bet you were really pooped out.

Endymion_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 7:52

I see what you did there... :D

Bgreat09 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:00

HAHA NICE!!!!

Svartaren 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 14:25

Would been a FML is he fired her. He didn't, so what's the embarrassing thing? That he heard the snoring? Don't stay up late at night before job btw. Don't know why she was so tired, but don't sleep at work.