Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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freshest 0
hahaha I'm sorry, but it's common knowledge that cops are ignorant ... very little education is needed to become a cop and the type of person who becomes a cop usually isn't very up to date on current affairs. so it's your fault ... sorry about the ticket though
Sue21 0
Did he oink at you?
nocturnal_crazy 1
How is that an insult? He's a moron.
ellameno 2
From the CDC: "Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. This is thought to occur in the same way as seasonal flu occurs in people, which is mainly person-to-person transmission through coughing or sneezing of people infected with the influenza virus. People may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose." So, driving around with a surgical mask on is lame, unless your passenger (which you didn't have) has swine flu. I'm clicking "you deserved that" for being such a paranoid retard. Chicken Little much?
AwkwardSituation 0
#36, it's SWINE flu, evidentally the cop thought he was was referring to him, not knowing that Swine Flu is a type of flu, easy mistake to make if you're not up on your medical terminology. Also, YDI for being incredibly overprotective, although chances are you got that from your parents, who may not have known that an incredibly clean environment is bad or a childs long term health, as they never build a full immune system, they are more easily infected by many germs. Luckily my parents were a bit lazy and held only the minimum level of cleanliness around the house, let me play in the dirt, etc, so i now have a fully developed immune system, all due to my parents slothery. Gotta love 'em! P.S. I retract my YDI if you have some illness that weakens your immune system.
captainmaharet 1
Appeal that shiz. Cough a lot in court.
toolman 0
swine flu OWNS
eliz3 0
You sound a tad uptight. The officer probably gave you a ticket because you didn't sound like a fun person or something.
meleecow 0
a ticket for what? I figure this ones a lie
shan789mudge 0
that sucks