Miscellaneous: Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a...

By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00

Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By oww - 05/09/2015 01:25 - United States - Tekonsha

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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It's a wrap

By victoria - 04/04/2021 21:30

Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML

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Stealing the scene

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 28 September 2009 1:44

If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p

marimbist 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:53

never trust the tubas..

Comments

OrangeGlo 0

Monday 28 September 2009 7:01

Don't worry. I guarantee that no one was watching the marching band, so I'm sure that not a single person saw.

ruzzie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 7:24

You guarantee no one was watching the marching band at a marching band COMPETITION? You're an idiot. Alot of people watch the marching band.

OrangeGlo 0

Monday 28 September 2009 15:14

Yes. They are called parents.

T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:54

You've obviously never been to a MB competition then...

OrangeGlo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 20:36

No, and I plan on keeping it that way.

theanonimouse 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:17

Your loss. :)

Jadesomeone 0

Monday 28 September 2009 7:18

Ha that sucks, so does this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM

ccmcs77 2

Monday 28 September 2009 8:19

omg what kind of uniform does ur marching band wear????? haha bc every band ive seen would have those well covered up! and i was in band ive never seen a field commander uniform that was that revealing

loquita_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 8:43

#2... You must be a guy with hormones from hell. And how In the hell anyone could say she deserved it is beyond me!!

Belunan 1

Monday 28 September 2009 8:52

vid link or it didn't happen.

009yp 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:36

AWESOME

King_of_Kings 3

Monday 28 September 2009 9:41

What the **** kind of top were you wearing that would make your boobs fall out? And why the **** would you wear something that would make your boobs fall out in band anyway? I SAY YDI