Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.
Mr_Serious 6
honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?
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Comments (73)
Lady_Bee_fml 13
Am I the only one who finds this hilarious...?
plaidideal 0
Boo. This happened because you're too self centered.
secret_ninja_gal 12
Awwwn :( FHL not yours ! Well yours too but poor nana ! :(
TergesteCity 12
FHL (but also YOU WIN)
4nnunaki 7
hahaha ur Nana doesn't play hockey... but nxt time,nxt time,ill put in the wall.
ljfitman 6
OP you disgust me
SynysterNero 20
You are ******* retarded for hip checking an old woman. Idiot.
RadeonDerp 24
I have to say something. YOU FAT ****.
Orchard 33
wow. OP you probably just effectively killed your nana; it's a well-known fact that when an elderly person breaks their hip it tends to send their health into a downward spiral and decline until death. Good job.
luvpuppy 13
For ***** sake!