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By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Nashville

Today, I've been single for so long, I got butterflies when I went on a date. A date with a character in Grand Theft Auto. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 06:00

Today, after I met a girl on Tinder I would very much like to date, we finally arranged our first date. As I rushed to my car in my best suit, I had a flat tire. The trains had stopped running, and a taxi to that distance was easily £200. She accused me of being a catfish and blocked my number. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:41

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

mikeyellenlee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:05

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

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ktlok152 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:19

Toad

ktlok152 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:19

Toad

ktlok152 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:19

Toad

brianjman14 22

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:09

This is why GTA4 sucks. SAINTS ROW 2 FTW!!

F0reverAl0ne 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 21:52

I got two dates from that game, but then I let my less than video game savvy friend have a turn. she missed both dates, lost all of my virtual money, and then saved. I know it's just a game, but she ignored me the whole time and treated my brothers like servants. But whatever, she left to hangout with her boyfried when she got bored. (When I cut her off from eating a large majority of hunk food.). But anyway... that dating site suggests two girls and that's who you date. :)

heartsoflions 16

Monday 5 August 2013 4:39

who needs to date girls on gta4 when instead, you can go bowling with roman!

BarbieBlanca 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:57

I dont see where OP said hes upset or hurt. lmao hes simply saying what luck he has. get your head of your ass.

CheckYesMyLove 6

Friday 27 December 2013 12:26

It's just a random code in the game, don't let it bum you out. Just go talk to girls in real life..

lemurman108 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 16:10

You can only date SoBoHo and LawChick in that game.

rpitre99 12

Wednesday 21 October 2015 13:44

It is a preset response dumb ass their are only a few of them that you can actually date and one of them dumps you because you don't buy her gifts the thing is though you can't