Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
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Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
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vcjesusfreak 0
It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.
jncwmnd 0
let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI
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Comments (297)
absolutezero1287 0
YDI for being a complete jerk-off
Yang_yang 0
Didn't you hear yourself as well if everyone else could too?
milyfesuckz2 0
wouldn't you hear yourself through the microphone. how could you not tell that your voice was being projected through a microphone and not hear it????
seb12992 0
FYL, it's not your fault there's a bunch of fatasses in the audience. ^^ My impression of an idiot. Seriously though, YDI. Go burn in hell you douche.
htetrasme 0
I wish I had been at that concert.
likeduhhx4 0
you deserve that one for being an asshole.
AmbrosiaLK 0
It's possible to not hear yourself. I did kareoke once and coudn't hear myself. but anyway, YDI. Unproffessional in 5 ways: 1. talking bad about other people 2.talking bad about other people you don't know 3.talking during a concert is rude 4. talking during your own concert is rude to your company 5. talking during a concert to audience members because you are not doing your best since your are concentrating on things other than your playing
LittleBossLady 0
You deserved it for being a bigot. Sorry. If you'd been pointing out things you LIKED about people, they would have thought you were wonderful.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have a feeling this OP (and Ms_Thingie too... yes, you, at the top) are on the lower end of their teenage years. And because of that, I doubt what the OP said was even picked up by the mic; she (I can't see the gender on my iPhone app, but I'm pretty positive OP is a she) probably did talk all her bitchy nastiness, then later saw the mic and assumed "OMG bcz the wrld revolllves around meee evry1 TOTALLY herd!! FML!!!1!1!" without ever really knowing for sure. Oh, and Ms_Thingie, you are in for a very rude awakening. Enjoy your sense of superiority now, before the real world/Karma/God comes along and kicks your little bubble to shreds.
artssfreak 0
who the hell talks during a concert? is this a high school concert..