Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
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Top comments
vcjesusfreak 0
It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.
jncwmnd 0
let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI
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Comments (297)
car6435 0
diss a large person u gonna get crushed
blackskull123 0
Haha that's funny. Wat did they say or do
RhymePrime 7
FICTION.
Featherstar 0
Are you all saying that you've never made fun of anyone before??
ohhawtdaymn 0
#245 - While in a performing ensemble, on stage in front of however many people? Oh yeah, you're cool.
xpikoalax 0
YDI for talking on stage
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
u = ASS
marycjones 0
Douchebag. You're lucky you even had an audience. Be more respectful.
ILoveJace01 0
Omg. How could you not notice the freaking microphone? And if the audience could hear you, couldn't you hear yourselves as well? YDI for being an idiot and being a jerk.
MDRustInPeace 0
who cares, they were fat, they deserved to hear it.
LittleBossLady 0
Because fat people don't deserve to be treated like PEOPLE! No, not at all. That would be ridiculous! /sarcasm You do know that most fat people can't help the way they are. Many people LIKE being fat. "O! Well, fat people should just go on a diet!" Actually, 95 - 98% of people who lose weight on a diet gain it all back plus more! How about you just get used to people being different shapes and sizes. Being different is beautiful.