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Bex98 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

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So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.

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Bet that's not the only choking that occurred

good replies, they cum and they go.

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Should have just smiled at them and laughed, a little innuendo won't hurt lol Hell I've said stuff like this on purpose dozens of times.

I'd die laughing. Awesome.

Hey you want to go on a date sometime????