Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
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Bex98 6
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
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Yimpish 15
Bet that's not the only choking that occurred
whoredom 21
good replies, they cum and they go.
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Delial 14
It's the guy across from you whose reaction really makes this.
whynot159 9
Did you mean that as a joke or could you simply not think of the word Alfredo?
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Alfredo* for future reference
xashcelix 3
hahaha That's totally something I would do. don't feel alone in that XD
gobblepuss 3
Eeeeeuw. Ur a nasty one. Naughty naughty.
gobblepuss 3
Well if ur gonna tell, ur pretty sick
baristalbc 18
Did you get a date out of it then? Can't be all bad.
kevinwm0 15
It could be worse - you could be a guy.
Dankmemes100 3
I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "whipped cream"
Thundernutz 15
ahahahah well no u know that he has a very dirty/naughty mind and he might be thinking of you in that manner ;) Also i would have said HAAAA! "that's what she said".