NSFW: Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends...

Bex98 11 January 2016, 08:17 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

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Bex98 6

12 January 2016, 01:03

So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.

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Yimpish 15

11 January 2016, 17:54

Bet that's not the only choking that occurred

whoredom 21

11 January 2016, 17:54

good replies, they cum and they go.

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Jets4Life89 4

11 January 2016, 20:40

Sounds fake or like you wanted attention. Noone says that when they want any kind of sauce quit begging for attention.

MzZombicidal 36

12 January 2016, 08:13

You're such an idiot.

jennygill 6

11 January 2016, 21:04

Hilarious!!! And yes, this can happen without looking for attention. Sounds like you have a genuine and fun to be around personality without even trying. Anyone that says different is a jealous angerball and needs a serious good laugh to chill out. Thanks for sharing OP!