Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
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Bex98 6
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
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Yimpish 15
Bet that's not the only choking that occurred
whoredom 21
good replies, they cum and they go.
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Comments (99)
Jets4Life89 4
Sounds fake or like you wanted attention. Noone says that when they want any kind of sauce quit begging for attention.
MzZombicidal 36
You're such an idiot.
jennygill 6
Hilarious!!! And yes, this can happen without looking for attention. Sounds like you have a genuine and fun to be around personality without even trying. Anyone that says different is a jealous angerball and needs a serious good laugh to chill out. Thanks for sharing OP!
BlobfishUnite 14
Well obviously **** this guy's life. He could have died...
momo3p 22
That's amazing
hoosiergirl94 31
The Cheesecake Factory is life
JKPwnage 27
A slip from the great country of Freudia
gabby1001 9
its ok, friends cum and go.
xnemesis1981 15
That's what she said
Ramos808 29
Lol, you should have winked at the guy choking on his water : )
ChristinePi 36
Sounds like you might have subconsciously had something else on your mind haha.