Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
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Bex98 6
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
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Yimpish 15
Bet that's not the only choking that occurred
whoredom 21
good replies, they cum and they go.
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freya1998 23
hahaha I hope you played it off as a joke, because that is a great joke! I think his friends could appreciate it as well ;)
Tripartita 45
Ew, no. As a guy, I can assure you that we hate that sort of stuff. Anything that can also be interpreted sexually just embarrasses us and makes us feel awkward. We spend very little time thinking of sex and making jokes about it, and when gals do it too, it's the least endearing thing in the world. Wait…
JerryClark 17
Are you sure you're human?
drayloon 50
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't speak on behalf of an entire population. Personally, I'd find it hilarious, although I have a notoriously immature sense of humor. It's totally fine for you to feel uncomfortable with potentially sexual jokes, but don't nominate yourself as the spokesperson of the male kind. Jus say that you hate that kinda stuff and leave it at that pls
smokecloud_ 37
If you had a dollar for every commenter who took your comments seriously, you'd be a rich man.
fxmd 17
I was very concerned for a Moment well played 14
Tripartita 45
I'd offer to recalibrate your sarcasm detector, #27, but that might mess up your notoriously immature sense of humor. :P #33, I now know what I want to do for a living.
FSGInsainity 15
Win the powerball and spend the rest of your life here?
justaweirdgirl 14
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i am a girl, but the 80% of my friends are boys, and I can disagree with you they always make dirty jokes and stuff like that
Hop6e 22
Sarcasm babe
Cyn1988 4
I think he was making a joke. Hence the wait...at the end
TweetAnne 13
How else would ranch be described as?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Ranch.
ham_spam 17
Idk cum with pepper
kirasant 19
Ranch! Holy hell, I couldn't figure out what OP was trying to describe besides the obvious. I assumed they were asking about a sauce for on cheesecake and I couldn't guess what's "white and creamy" you could put on a cheesecake besides maybe a white chocolate sauce.
alphafish17 16
I assumed she was talking about Alfredo sauce
Ilmoran 20
Never mind, I suppose Hollandaise is more yellow than white.
beeferjay 34
you're a keeper! I don't care what anyone says about you
DeadRob 13
Anyone could cum up with a clever sex joke but personally I just wanna say, that is beautiful! Definetly a keeper lol
Dick_diamond 22
Definitely*
Le_ponderer 14
Brain farts; you gotta love them! On the bright side though, you now seem interestingly like someone with a wild sense of humour. That should count in your favour.
FSGInsainity 15
I like whip cream as well.
Anime404 6
lol poor you
Dick_diamond 22
Freudian slip?
townailz 16
How do you just blurt that out lol