Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of two hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I waited on hold with an undisclosed government office for nearly two and a half hours, sitting through 45 minutes of Terms and Conditions, only for the clerk to finally answer, say “Hello” once, and then hang up on me before I could even respond. FML
Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
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Neut 13
gotta start somewhere!
yamatelle 19
I'll give you my Word, OP. Social life is not something you Excel at. On the bright side, you got Access to their customer service. I'm telling you, no matter how many times I used my customer Power to get to the Point of my problem, they go around the bushes and never answer my questions or solve the problem.
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Comments (98)
Madkitty2403 1
I've had a call that lasted 5 hours I beat u haha :D
NorCalStoner707 0
Lol my longest is 7 hours with 1 of my gf my freshman year lol
d4m4s74 12
two hours with Microsoft? you must either have had a huge problem, or tried to cancel your xbox live subscription.
Time2party6780 6
Ok commenters. To the people who go "I talked for 4-7 hours I beat you haha" you're either lying, or you have a really pathetic person on the other end. Don't worry OP. Most people's conversations last 1 1/2 hours tops. No one calls. They just text. He probably has a llife, just doesn't call people. What stupid commenters.
varkey 7
Who talks for more than 2 hours straight with a single person?
AunteyN 4
If you just had a Mac this never would have happened.
mattjakon 6
I've talked to people longer. I'm 13. FYL (:
DavidRobertson 2
YDI for talking to microsoft...
Sapphiresin 14
Hey there! I made an account just to comment on this. To people who say they talk to people longer: You're quite pathetic to be trying to find motivation by putting other people down. To OP: Don't worry, the longest phone call I have with a person is less than 10 minutes. Calling is expensive. I prefer texting.
gungirl97 0
Try talking to AT&T