Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.
Doortje 30
That is one crazy woman :O FYL!
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Comments (92)
tiffie29 5
Punch her back!
nathan5 0
Im gonna punch you right in the ovaries! Anchorman quotes have so many real life uses...
GodofCarnage 10
You should have punched her back!
key_2010 0
If you saw her get out of her car and come towards you, you probably should have rolled your windows up and locked your doors, but since she got a punch in, now it's war. Get a screw driver and take a couple screws out her office chair. Make some of her work mysteriously disappear. (Or just be straight up and beat that ass.) Whatever works for you.
Princessdani16 0
I totally love the way your thinking :) I agree completely
stevenmx86 8
How is this not a ydi? I hate when people follow too closely.. It was icy last night I was going slow I almost punched the driver behind me
C6Racer 0
If people need to go faster that you, then pull over, you nitwit! You have no right to be holding up traffic. Besides, why do you care if the idiot behind you ends up sliding off the road and into a tree? You're stupid, just like seatbelt laws. If someone is too stupid to wear them, they deserve to die. It's called natural selection.
sameaho 0
I'm so happy c6racer isn't in any position of power.
furburger 0
Why don't you make up a little sign that says "Office's Biggest Pussy" and tape that to your forehead. That should spare you from having to answer all those pesky questions.
sum1two 0
hahahahahahaha that's hilarious. how awkward.
iheartbreak 8
bullshit
EvilDave 13
YDI for not calling the cops or not decking her. Either is an appropriate response.
InBetweenDreams 0
Why didn't you call the cops or at least tell your boss? :/ That psycho bitch might try something at work.
WhataWook 0
Hahaha FYL. That made my day hahaha