Transportation: Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By UGH! - 19/12/2016 18:21 - Canada

Today, I slid into a seat in a very busy foodcourt that was jam packed full of seniors at the mall. It was the only seat available, so I was quick to jump into it. It was soaked with urine. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 16:45

riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee peter griffin.

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:47

hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it. dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.

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horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:52

Didn't you smell it? Or were you in a hurry to sit down. Logic and Impatience never mix well.

generalsmith2 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:55

in the future travel holding a bottle of 409 and paper towels in your hands

iammeanttolive 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:03

That is incredibly nasty. I am sorry.

robe_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:30

Oh, this happened to me- but it was juice instead.

Kingrayer 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:54

yea, dont you look at your seat before you sit down to make sure something like this doesn't happen?!

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:30

jeez, is it so hard to watch where you sit? lol

Sloan_The_Great 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:21

That's really sad, but why didn't you look before you sat???

j00lie 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:27

that sounds liek something i would do, unfortunately. one time at my friends house i sat on the floor only to find out that that was where her new puppy had pooped that morning; nobody noticed it before.

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Friday 13 March 2009 9:40

UGH if you soil yourself you shouldn't be allowed a seat on the bus. Sorry. Alternative response: dont u look b4 u sit down?? travle with a towel n clean it up!!!