Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Top comments
Tpracingkg 15
Practice makes perfect
spekledworf 18
I hope it wasn't in public. I work at a movie theater and have walked in on worse than handjobs. We don't appreciate it.
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Comments (109)
olpally 33
Well, more popcorn for you then. Haha. Keep that kind of thing private though, why in public? Thats nasty.
Turock27 7
Must have been a pretty empty theater. Were you watching After Earth? Lolol
Nemo77_fml 5
That's pretty hot that you still did it. Good job.
Ti996r28 7
If it wasn't working for him why couldn't he just hold your hand so he could guide you, to show you how it works for him? Just ask him next time (not in public maybe) ;) for some guidance. Practice makes perfect!
cottoncandymango 17
He sounds ungrateful.
AngelLovesDerby 10
That's kinda nasty in a movie theatre...
AllegroRubato 16
Awww don't feel bad OP! Handjobs are really hard! I'm sure he doesn't think any less of you for not being able to pull it off or anything. I mean that, btw. Girls are usually terrible at handjobs through no fault of their own (they've never had penises, for one, and different guys like to handle their junk in different ways), so don't sweat it.
EnjoiChocolate 9
Everyone, OP just mentioned that they had a movie date. You can still have movie dates at home,
lina_bean 5
**** that shit!! When he starts something get him off of u n walk away say ill finish urself!
laufinobsver 3
If you're not going to write out full words, at least make it so your partial words make sense.....or some form of punctuation. 'When he starts something get him off of u n walk away say ill finish urself!'
WishForTheWorld 9
Someone needs more practice. Practice makes perfect(: