Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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sykes831 0
wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.
kyonichii 4
I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^
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Comments (195)
jmn207 0
not funny
mercedeslove 0
ouch! Another reason why I never listened to my iPod when I rode the El. Also didn't want to get jumped
arb1513 0
don't u need your iPod 4 this app?
CocoaCrisp 0
no you can use the website on the computer
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
The app is a build off of Fmylife.com. Most people post from the main site, not the mobile application.
Zills 0
that's why you put your earphones in your shirt and put your iPod in your pocket this us a fail. not a fML.
yaikwhed 6
51 your an idiot. it's a fml because something bad happened. alot of fml's are fails. it's still an fml.
LeoBrZ81 0
Looks like el Ipod is el lost-o in el flooro del traino.
sarahbau 0
You fail at making fun of someone. He wasn't saying "el train" as in bad Spanish for "the train." "El" is short for "Elevated." It was an elevated train, like in Chicago.
LeoBrZ81 0
When's our next lesson?
colonel_samders0 0
isn't it usually called the "L" tho?
Spooksu 0
First to comment actually about the video! gosh u guys r fags. ah that sucks hope u had all the memory on iTunes so u can load it back after getting a new one if u did n hope u had a passcode lock
yaikwhed 6
36.... stfu or gtfo. always wanted to say that.
immja 0
30th!!
canadasucksthese 0
fail
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
That sucks... I'm sorry.
slotch1337 0
damn subway doors and why didn't you just unplug your head phones
grampa_pubes666 0
that's unfortunet dude
NinjaSonic 0
haha