Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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sykes831 0
wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.
kyonichii 4
I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^
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Comments (195)
jbomber95 4
how did ur headphones get suck when it was in ur head let's just say ur slow n dumb
quarterback7 0
it dont have to be the ear peices it can be the wire stupid broad
Vert90 11
You're calling him dumb with your.grammar? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
blitzen123 0
Wow, that really sucks.
ElMetalero 0
maybe it was all part of that dudes diabolical plan to fyl and get a new ipod
jadedarchangel 9
yay
null_fml 11
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RussianWolf 0
That's capitalism. :D
twisted_eyes 0
yucky.
comedychick 1
oh god I'd cry
JJA7X 0
does it help you know mine got stolen by me letting them "see it" for a moment an me just standing there as they ran away and into a car speeding off?
splitsides 4
That was very stupid of you.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
.......Is it extremely lame that in my head I was imagining a man running in slow-motion after a train yelling "Noooooooooooo" ?
pandorasnymph 0
my headphones get caught like that, too. but you should put them under ur jacket or smth... safer for crowded days