Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
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MiscHats 14
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
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aFreedom127 9
I just threw up reading this.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"
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Annis_x3 7
There was no room to escape... the odor? the scene? I was not under the impression that OP must have been vomited on, just because they said there was no room to escape. So no, it does not make it a certainty.
solarrunner 16
Boomers!
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
Don't shoot them!
blcksocks 19
You guys need to stop ******* over-analyze the FML..
lilhellian 27
Were is it gonna go? Doubt the woman held her head to the sides.. Definatly not up or back.. So I'm guessing she puked to the front.. A.K.A. on Op...
RedPillSucks 33
Oohhhh. Time for a rewarmed meal.
Enslaved 38
This FML reminds me of that scene from the movie "Stand By Me", at the pie eating contest. It was a throw up domino effect. Lard- ass! Lard- ass! Lard- ass!! :P
Sarow_96 13
yuck !! G-R-O-S-S !! i was just watching an ep of two nd a half men the one where allen's gf vomits then they all vomit after her .... disgusiting
TalkCrazy47 7
Yuck!! Gross!!! Abbreviations and lack of capitalization!!
darkmis1 18
If ya can't beat em, join em!
bReLiNg 18
Is it just me, or does this FML sound like the beginning to some story about a world wide epidemic disease that turns people into mutants or something crazy like that?
olpally 33
*VOMIT ORGY* join in op! Who gave them the epicac? Yikes.