Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
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MiscHats 14
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
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aFreedom127 9
I just threw up reading this.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"
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Comments (100)
tomhofer 14
Have you tried that pie? That's some very good piblaaaaghfghsgh
Mizzaroo 13
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't people spontainiously vomiting one of the ways the zombie virus spreads?!
spookykat 5
LoL..... You guys crack me up.
parkwaydrive7 9
Reminds me of that family guy episode, "who wants chowder!?" hahaha
ichliebekekse 11
That was amazing XD
strayaway 12
Omg I feel bad for you I have emetaphobia (fear of vomiting) I would have DIED!!
frankNchunks 4
I do too!!! This fml is a total nightmare of mine
Dogluvr1197 30
I also have emetophobia... I cry whenever I witness other people throw up. Thankfully, I haven't vomited in 5 years and hope to keep it that way.
CharresBarkrey 16
51 - Is that a fear of other people vomiting, or yourself vomiting? If it's the latter, I definitely have that.
apan 13
I have both :/
AKGirlinSD 20
To all of you: fear or vomit or puke? There is a difference. Puke contains food and water. Vomiting contains food, water, bile, and acid...which hurts much more than just a puke. Vomit is so difficult on the body; it bursts blood vessels around the eyes (it happens to me every time!).
ojosRojos 28
I’m emet too so these FMLs always freak me out
ICastillo 25
OP help us out here. This thread is divided we need you to settle this dispute. Give us feedback!! Did they or didn't they puke on you?
frankNchunks 4
That's a reoccurring nightmare of mine having emetophobia. I'm so sorry that happened to you
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I feel more sorry for whoever had to clean that up.
marsuveesblack 8
Wow that's BAAAAAAAD luck if I ever heard it ......
morella_xx 29
The woman could have thrown up into her lap, with any splash back (gagged a little typing that, ugh) hitting OP's seat instead of OP. I do think it's likely that some got on OP, but I don't think it's 100% certain. Hopefully for their sake "there was no escape" just meant the sight/smell.