Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
seeb49 7
It's pretty badass that you fought back, if a little stupid. They're ******* for attacking you three on one.
Friaza 29
Atleast you stood up for yourself OP! :)
fanceh 10
Should've just started peeing right then and there.
tanneriscool 2
You should have got naked.. No one wants to fight the naked guy :)
j_cat187 20
See if u live in the US you just pull a gun on them
d10cat 0
That's what I'm talking about
The_Khan 12
Somewhat simplistic... "oh but I have a gun so I cannot be robbed". If you had a gun, then the muggers will have guns too. So that would be three guns pointing at you and your gun still in your pocket. Now, since you seem to favor free gun use and I assume you think you are McClaine in the movies the obvious thing to do here is to pull your gun and in a spectactular gunfight you maimed or killed the muggers (your preference) and got celebrated as a local hero.
welandedonthemoo 5
My props to you for defending your self. At least u knocked one out.
sexxme 9
Well you could've bashed your head into the wall, hoping it would scare them off. Yes, a jersey shore reference. Sorry for those of you who don't like/watch it. But at least you didn't go down without putting up a fight.
Shadow4i5 3
A disappointing fight....non of them culd kno how to even throw a punch
khaya 9
"You hurt my knee, now take off your shoes nice and slowly. Starting with the left one"
enonymous 9
79 try it with me. I'll go get some peanut butter, jelly and bacon grease to get this party started
poppylamonzo 0
Where were you at 130 in the morning?