Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
ReillyC_fml 0
I would have stabbed them.
fuzzybear14 0
are u a boy or girl?
Jiplo 18
Aw, come on! If he's naked, it's just going to look nasty on my facebook!
ohmybobbert 16
"Thank God no one was there." really? you didn't want anyone there to, oh, maybe, help you?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Stole your clothes but couldn't steal your dignity ;)
epople 5
Girl, or guy?
Chris20003 17
Fighting back can sometimes be the worse thing you can do, how do you know they do not have a conceiled weapon? And are ready to use it?
toastedbabybuns 2
haha what did the cops say when you confronted them naked?
radiocaf 29
Good try though OP! I'm impressed :) Shane what happened though, I'm sorry to hear.