Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
cookiemonsterr91 4
At least they didn't molest you.
d10cat 0
Guess you should look into getting your CHL
ScuseMePrincess 2
It's reasons like this I'm proud to have been born a free citizen of the United States with the proper means to protect myself rather than a subject of Her Majesty. I'm not trying to be asinine either. I'm truly sorry that happened to you, OP. It takes three cowards to attack one drunk man... It's disgraceful. Be thankful you still have your life.
Pixxio_O 11
Gay rape...
JoeTheBow 8
You made my day :D
Finn_the_human 5
You left without your pepper spray and your back up pepper spray?
k1ngd1ck 0
LMFAO!!! You can't make this crap up...
lilovatch 4
Scream like a b itch... They'll leave u alone "jokoy"
rachel_potter 13
So op, was your spy walk home fun?
higgy6969 7
All you ***** making fun if this cat--not a one of you would have done any better and probably more than half would have pee'ed yourselves and cried all the way home.