I should get an FML badge for reading all of that.

That was just ridiculous buddy, I'm sure no one needed to hear that lol.

Longest fml comment I've ever seen.

You're not forced to read it - Sorry for not coming up with some awful pun like everyone else who thinks they're original. . .

i was going to thumb you down for the novel of a comment but it was so long my phone wouldnt show the thumbs up/down button /:

I keep forgetting FML readers have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.

Egnar, I actually really appreciate your comment. I can relate to it 100%. Don't listen to them.

I have grown to accept Edgar's really long comments. I just believe he could shorten it up if he wanted to. I don't believe that's going to happen however.

I could shorten my comments but when trying to I realize I end up leaving out details that I take for granted and people call me out on. I'd rather be called out for a long comment and be ignored by the less mature FML readers and be able to have decent feedback from FML readers who enjoy reading short stories - I know those are really the only comments I choose to read, the puns get old after awhile - Plus I make some cool friends along the way that PM me support.

Egnar, your distaste for puns offends me, sir.

Your offense for my distaste of puns perturbs me.

No one cares that you've trained in martial arts get over yourself buddy

That's not the point of my comment - I imagine your ADD gave you a "TL;DR" mentality and you thought you'd be cool only commenting on the first sentence. But it's cool buddy.

I feel like your comment was unnecessarily long. Really. For the first 2/3 you were basically repeating the same thing. You could have easily said: "Despite the time spent I've spent training in martial arts I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to defend my self against 3 people. I would rather just hand over the money I have because it's not worth my life. Be thankful that you weren't killed". Or something along those lines. You going out of your way to make a comment really long and then angrily retaliating towards anyone speaking out against your extremely redundant comment is troll-like.

the fact that you use words like perturb and hearty, plus I thought you were a girl because of your pic., makes you LAME!

the fact that you use words like perturb and hearty, plus I thought you were a girl because of your pic., makes you LAME!

Hey Egnar: Cool story, bro.

I don't think anyone really gives a shit about your life.

I think it's ok to make such a long comment, that is if you are prepared to get crapped on by all those people that like to tear at anyone they can, for a reason I cannot explain except that now a lot of people's character is really bad these days.

I enjoyed your comment. It was sensible and well written (actually I'm just happy to have found a readable comment). Also I quite like your elitism. :-)

the fact that you use words like perturb and hearty, plus I thought you were a girl because of your pic., makes you LAME!

97 - You don't even have a picture. Too ugly even a momma couldn't love your face? Thought so.

What an interesting point. Could have prob been summed up in a one liner comment like "dude... 3 on 1? Your an idiot..."... Or something. Just sayin is all.

Would a tl;dr be appropriate?

see that's what is wrong with the world today, too many people just "laying down" or giving up and willing to "take it up the a$$". yes 3 to 1 is crazy but if everyone stood up for themselves them people wouldn't be as inclined to rob another person. robbery is just a game of odds, as in the odds are most will not fight back so it is just easy pickings. also if you have had 9 years of "real" training then you would have more faith in your abilities. hell I have been in martial arts for only 3 years and I know I can take at least 2 others on . in fact we spar regularly with 2 against one. I personally think that you are confusing karate class at the Y for real training lol just saying...

He's got a point I've done 6 years and I've handled real world 3 on 1 Line manuever works by the way, you just have to get the weakest guy in front. If all else fails, you could push the weak guy at the strong guy and run

As well as that is a touching story, karate is gay and is on used in defense where seal training teaches you how to attack and make the first move so that you can quickly turn a 3v1 into a 2v1 then down to a 1v1 in a couple of minutes or less. So seals lead the way hoyah.

Or just carry a gun. Problem solved.

Hahaha Big fail But hilarious

"Negs naked street wrestling" I can see it already!

Richmond, Oakland, Sacramento or Stockton, Ca.?

Aberdeen.

Bedforeshire- United Kingdom

Not sure why it says that, but I'm the OP and I live in Aberdeen.

Dude, does it matter? The point is they got mugged.