Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML
Catlover234 tells us more.
Hi, OP here, I created an account to better explain what happened. This actually happened a few months ago. I was at the beach with some friends and didn't have the time to change out of my swimsuit when my grandpa showed up. We only took one car and the beach wasn't very far away from my grandparent's house, so my grandpa agreed to pick me up from the beach and take to my eye doctor appointment. I couldn't drive home because I was getting drops in my eyes. Some very loud girls in their late teens/early twenties saw me get in the passenger seat, pointed at me and said "She's a hooker!" loud enough for me to hear. My grandpa's hard of hearing, so he didn't hear it. I was dressed in my swimsuit like pretty much everyone else on the beach. Everything else was in my beach bag.
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MegasaurusRex89 28
Those girls sound like morons mistaking someone in a swimsuit, near a beach, for a prostitute. Nothing to be embarrassed about OP ?
SEDPWNS 14
Mistaken by who? A cop? A random bystander?
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Comments (64)
pleasedie 22
Lol what kind of outfits do you wear to the doctor ?
joshi42 16
I guess, those, giving easier access - short skirt, stockings. Oh , wait...
SamSwebb 24
Yeaaaaah ... Hard to find a silver lining for that. Either you look like the type of woman or your grandfather looks the type of man to hire...
Wolffy98 11
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How could your grandfather think you were a prostitute...?
tarlax 11
How can your basic reading skills be so bad...?
dannidoll93 24
Why is everyone commenting on OP's outfit? She can dress how she wants to without people leaping to conclusions about her life.
pleasedie 22
You can dress however you like but just know that people judge by appearances. It's just a fact of life.
Zverina 20
Found the feminist.
Sudoc 29
Um...should he be driving?
writerchic85 26
I can't imagine the op was dressed slutty. They were likely in an area known for prostitution. Even so, prostitutes don't always dress especially skanky in order to avoid being picked up by cops.
ohSNAPyall 27
Horrifying.
alex_gen 39
Guess we know why you're not allowed to drive home?
plaza249 9
she was at the dentist idiot
Lalala579121 28
She said doctor, not dentist. While dentists are technically doctors, most people still make the distinction when talking about them. While we still don't know exactly why she was there, it's pretty safe to assume it involved some sort of muscle relaxants or painkillers, if not being knocked out entirely.
WOTAN1488 24
That SUCKS. ah ha ah ha ha ha...
captainsmegma 12
Does granddaddy get a discount from your normal rates?