Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, I discovered a large number of errors at my new job, wrote them down, and took them to my boss. Later, a coworker had a shout at me, because he was "saving them" so he could drip feed them to the boss, and look like he was always catching mistakes. FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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brrrx 0
Sounds like you improved the schedule.
paintballer394 0
A subliminal message, maybe?
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_rawrasaur_ 0
next time do boobies!
EveryDayJackAss 0
lol maybe your manager thought you were a transexual? well....anythings possible lol....but just..wow
melicakes 0
Hahahaha
Bucinka 5
FAKE. Big, fat, hairy fake story.
limegreenmachine 0
Freud would have a field day. xD
Quinnjamin 0
omg that's epic...u should take a picture
Bucinka 5
@#50: pimpin88, you're obviously a white supremacist. Think we don't know what 88 really means? And that old saw about white people having the most inventions is simply not true (even the Chinese beat Gutenberg to movable type by 400 years). Your point #4 confirms it for us. Go over to the white supremacist personals on vanguardnewsnetwork, please, and spare us. 'TA!
CaptainBaconMan 0
Giant penis?
helpmeiamblind 0
Although the number 88 is frequently used by white supremecists, alot of what #50 says makes alot of sense. Also this FML is quite funny.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Freud Approved.