Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking over some old notes from high school when...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I was looking over some old notes from high school when I came across a list of things I wanted to accomplish by the time I'm 25. I haven't accomplished a single one. I'm 26. FML

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You deserved it 16 165

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By rob - 13/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I’m 25 years-old. I was unattractive in high school and college. In the last two years I’ve glown up. Also, rent, gas, and food have all gone up in price. I can’t afford dates and I've had to work weekend nights at every job since I was 18. I hate these “rich kids” my age. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By brosef - 17/02/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML

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You deserved it 206

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 955

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Alexa, play "Don't Give Up" by Peter Gabriel

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 10:58

Today, I've come to terms that I'm only living to work. I'm going to be 25, no friends, never had any experience with women. Been trying all year to meet someone, hasn't worked out at all. Dead end job, school did nothing for me. I literally just exist to work, and have no happy memories at all. I give up. FML

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You deserved it 227

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 23:27 - United States

Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

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Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

I agree, your life sucks 264

You deserved it 737

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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You deserved it 7 332

Relatable

By experience_to_get_experience - 21/09/2015 19:09 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:29

Kinda depends on the goals. If they were like "become the next Hitler" or "kill many babies" I'd say it's good you haven't accomplished them.

ScruffyTJanitor 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:27

Well, you've got a list of things to do. Get cracking!

Comments

idontgiveone 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:54

is it "be a princess who lives in a castle."

Celebratelife 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:56

What kind of person has notes from high school when they're 26? I threw out all of mine the minute I graduated. But don't worry about it, because most high school students don't have any idea what they want to do in life. Or if they do, they change their minds. Just make your goal to be happy. That's all you really need, right? People's priorities change.

sxyblnd307 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:04

just make the goal to like 30! it all works...25 to 30 same thing! :) good luck!

actionafternoon 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:07

i just had the best idea! things to do before you're 27: get off your ******* ass

rAdi0k0n 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:17

Well that was High School man/girl! Think of all the things you HAVE accomplished that aren't on that list!

caretoshare 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:01

#29 - HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It probably was filled with things that are basically undoable. :SS Sorry, though. START THE LIST!

wowfmlife 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:06

LOOOOSSEEERRRR! everyone who is saying that its fine because they weren't realisic or you change your mind when you get older, you're missing the point. if this person had become somehow successful then there wouldn't be a FML post about it