Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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blobzorz 0
yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs
DGross 8
People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad
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ash92_fml 0
wow. people can be real assholes hey. FYL OP.
orangesodaftw 0
lol at #2.
seascorpion 0
I don't see what's wrong with waiting for someone's spot (that's the only way you can guarantee you'll get it, especially if it's super busy) as long as you're not a dick about it. Some people get overly indignant about this and I don't understand what the problem is as long as you're being polite. But I agree with everyone who said to just flip the guy off and leave your car parked...
yoi55 0
Just to piss them off, I would have finished putting the box in and then go back into the store. I love the looks of people who sat there blocking traffic waiting for a spot, and then can't get it lol.
blastvortex 4
Get some help. Duh. Screw the driver — it's not your responsibility to oblige him. Ignore him. Better yet, you could've yelled at him that if he wanted your spot, he could help you. It's not your fault that he's a dumbass.
Anteezy 7
You should have left your car there so he couldn't take the spot.
esh_4 0
You should have knocked on his window and asked if he wanted your spot. When he said yes, you say it'll only be a few more seconds. Then mess with the box until he just started to pull away and jump in your car and leave.
shazam22 0
What a douchewibler that driver is. You should have flipped him the bird and just sat in your car =)
Luckster 0
No one has the decency to help others anymore, and in the case of the asshole waiting for the parking spot, there's WAY too many people who think the whole world revolves around them and that others should bend to their needs. I don't own a car, but I have experienced a situation where some asshole in a hummer followed me through an entire Wal-Mart parking lot, waiting for 'my' parking space. ONLY when he watched me walk onto the sidewalk on the other side (with places like Gamestop, T-Mobile and some random shoe store) and unlock my bike did he figure out he was stalking me for nothing. Still, he had the gull to call me a "Broke-ass Bitch" before driving off and flipping me off.
isreal 0
don't get it