Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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blobzorz 0
yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs
DGross 8
People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad
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Comments (91)
haralynn 0
lol trunks hurt huh? so do lockers when an asshole kicks it shut right when u bend down to grab something n the lockerjust oh so happens to slam on ur head.
kyaquatel 0
omg I remember the guy in the locker above me did that for a week straight in middle school. eventually he did it while my hand was in the locker. I, naturally, screamed, attracting the attention of the hall monitor. painful but at least he got what he deserved.
Jimboom 12
I hope that after you got the box in the trunk you just locked the car and walked away to piss Mr agro pants off! ;-)
gman81 4
I agree with # 14. That's something I definitely would do. FYL
jimmychunk 0
hahah Relyio win!
perdix 31
They weren't honking to hurry you up, they were cheering and hoping for an encore!
Emrysa 1
This is only an FML because you rushed, slammed your head, and then gave the entitled jerks your spot. I would have pulled out a book or an snack, leaned against the trunk, and ignored them. If they honk again, wave and smile. Next time don't be such a pushover.
uxoriouswidow 0
Y'see, if you were attractive, this would never have happened.
perdix 31
Y'know, it did happen in Ohio. Remember that news story last year where a chimpanzee ripped off a woman's face? They sent her to the Cleveland Clinic for treatment. Not because the medical care is anything special, but because by Cleveland standards, she's still pretty hot! :D
No_Intentions 0
Could have been worse, could've been raining. Imagine the possibilities...
glen12 0
wow u just said that u hate rude people and u immatly go and call some guy over the Internet a dumb ass nice job hypocrite
killab420 0
you should have flipped her the bird the walked back inside or sat in your car listening to music while that dipshit waited
Pandacake 0
Once a woman kept driving around the parking lot at the mall waiting for my spot. She pulled up behind me and sat there for five minutes, so I just sat in my car pretending to be on my phone. It's not like my spot was the only one, there were other spots open.