Transportation: Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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blobzorz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:40

yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 9:41

People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad

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haralynn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:22

lol trunks hurt huh? so do lockers when an asshole kicks it shut right when u bend down to grab something n the lockerjust oh so happens to slam on ur head.

kyaquatel 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:47

omg I remember the guy in the locker above me did that for a week straight in middle school. eventually he did it while my hand was in the locker. I, naturally, screamed, attracting the attention of the hall monitor. painful but at least he got what he deserved.

Jimboom 11

Monday 1 March 2010 10:28

I hope that after you got the box in the trunk you just locked the car and walked away to piss Mr agro pants off! ;-)

gman81 4

Monday 1 March 2010 10:30

I agree with # 14. That's something I definitely would do. FYL

jimmychunk 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:40

hahah Relyio win!

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 10:43

They weren't honking to hurry you up, they were cheering and hoping for an encore!

Emrysa 1

Monday 1 March 2010 10:55

This is only an FML because you rushed, slammed your head, and then gave the entitled jerks your spot. I would have pulled out a book or an snack, leaned against the trunk, and ignored them. If they honk again, wave and smile. Next time don't be such a pushover.

uxoriouswidow 0

Monday 1 March 2010 11:13

Y'see, if you were attractive, this would never have happened.

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 18:36

Y'know, it did happen in Ohio. Remember that news story last year where a chimpanzee ripped off a woman's face? They sent her to the Cleveland Clinic for treatment. Not because the medical care is anything special, but because by Cleveland standards, she's still pretty hot! :D

No_Intentions 0

Monday 1 March 2010 11:19

Could have been worse, could've been raining. Imagine the possibilities...

glen12 0

Monday 1 March 2010 11:55

wow u just said that u hate rude people and u immatly go and call some guy over the Internet a dumb ass nice job hypocrite

killab420 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:07

you should have flipped her the bird the walked back inside or sat in your car listening to music while that dipshit waited

Pandacake 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:02

Once a woman kept driving around the parking lot at the mall waiting for my spot. She pulled up behind me and sat there for five minutes, so I just sat in my car pretending to be on my phone. It's not like my spot was the only one, there were other spots open.