Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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blobzorz 0
yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs
DGross 8
People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad
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Comments (91)
jimmyla 0
haha glen win
ElMundio87 0
Should have loaded the box, then walked off and gone for a coffee or something. While giving the rude guy the finger ofc.
dacho 7
You're probably VERY ugly since no one wanted to help you. FYL
jkjkjuju1 0
relyio
gecko13 0
just take longer!
EwigStolz 0
That's what you get for living in Ohio, OP! It's worse in New York, and Massachusetts.
CallMeHush 1
^^^ You are so right, I hate it here. That kind of crap happens all the time. If they honk or gesture they get a tire iron shaken at them, usually they drive off before I can ask them if they have a ****** problem. I've got to stay out of walmart...
RuralNinja 0
You should have finished loading the box, locked your car, and walked back into the store. YDI for letting people walk all over you.
Myntee 0
i hate that so much! like the stalkers that follow you as you leave the shop and want your spot before youre even at your car! i would have taken my sweet ass time loading the box, then went back into the shop, so so they could wait longer.
humorizer 14
Snickerdoodle, it's cute how you go around on your high horse, correcting people's grammar, yet... "H holds it up". Unless... H is your dad's name, in which case, touche.
CBwaiter 0
Most people don't rush me. Maybe its because I carry my .45 1911 just about everywhere. I love NC's open carry law. Everyone is much more polite when you carry a gun.