Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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blobzorz 0
yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs
DGross 8
People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad
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containsnosoy 0
You're a pushover, aren't you? Next time add some passive aggressive into the mix. After you put in the box, get into your car and sit there until the other guy leaves. (You make want to remember their license plate number in case they are even more of an asshole than it first seems.) People are ridiculous when they wait for spots like that. People do that on the main streets downtown here. No one can pass them and it's like holy shit people, just walk the two damn blocks from the parking structure to downtown.
ajthemistress 6
@#58 You took the words right out of my mouth. When people do that to me I make SURE they don't get my spot. I don't do that to others so why should they do that to me. OP that really sucks sorry to hear it but you gotta make what fun you can out of the situation.
perdix 31
I once pulled into a nearly empty lot and saw someone loading their car miles from the store. There were at least 20 empty spaces between him and the next car. I pulled up right next to him and switched on my blinker. I just kinda fun that way!
Jman1906 2
I woulda ****** em up
mzhonesty 0
Some people are ENTIRELY too rude. FYL.
lynsieloowho 0
yea I've had that happen before I flip the driver off and walk back toward the store. later I find their car and key it :-)
clairdnj 0
You should have got in your car and taken a nap.
AlmothePirate 0
relyo: WIN.
AbyssalSpark 3
Hang in there, chicka. There are a bunch of assholes out there, but as long as we don't become one, we'll do okay. Someone should have helped you, for sure; I would have had I been there. Don't worry, the ENTIRE world isn't full of retards!
dethmaul 0
When people honk at me, I throw it in reverse so they can see my lights and sit there through the light. In the lot, I'll sit there until they angry-drive away. Impatience shall not be rewarded!