Boredom

By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 14:02

Today, I'm so bored during quarantine that I'm looking forward to the virtual doctor's appointment I made for next week, about the potential erectile dysfunction I might have. I'm also 22 years-old. FML

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Same thing different taste

By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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By NotJoeyEssex - 26/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was so lonely and bored, I thought about making the most of our current heatwave by giving myself heatstroke, just so I could talk to a doctor. FML

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Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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Stasis

By LonelyGrl98 - 15/04/2024 11:00 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Walking Dead

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 14:01

Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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Remember socialising?

By Anonymous - 23/04/2020 23:00

Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML

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Helping hand

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML

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Disorderly conduct

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - 04/07/2013 07:03 - United States

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 3 July 2020 14:48

"How can you be bored? Hamilton is on Disney+ now!" - My roommate "Bitch, Space Force is on Netflix, and that has John Malkovich in it!" - Me

Sgt.floppyweiner 2

Saturday 4 July 2020 20:08

your girlfriend's probably fat and you're not attracted to her

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 3 July 2020 14:48

"How can you be bored? Hamilton is on Disney+ now!" - My roommate "Bitch, Space Force is on Netflix, and that has John Malkovich in it!" - Me

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 July 2020 15:18

If the doctor is a hot woman, you should be excited. Maybe she could cure your ED. ;) It'd be good news that your dick works, but more importantly, you'd save ton of money on those ******' pills!