Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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hunterfisher98 8
That doc is..... Awesome
llamafish 25
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?
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Comments (221)
johngaltmovement 8
He should be a stand up comedian
Kristoffer 35
Was your sense of humor also injured, or were you always humorless?
Flaggfox 1
You are a oversensitive twat. Get the **** over yourself you sniveling piece if shit. I don't know you and I already hate your guts. Testicles, get some. I can't believe you don't even have the decency to be embarrassed by that, much less expect sympathy.
anoellem 1
Lighten up a little. Year a positive attitude. You can't change what happened to you so make the best of it.
robert76 5
When you go in for your follow up visit, you should ask him if he can remove that stick that got lodged up your ass.
angel948 9
Could've been worst. Finding that joke funny could've put you in much more pain. "lol"
YesyDidWhat 0
Omg that totally sucks I'm so sorry, hope you get better
shannagregson 3
I had my boob torn open when I was bitten by a German Shepard. When at the hospital as the doctor was numbing it he said "now would you like them bigger or smaller" lol how can u not laugh at something like that? Better a doctor that can joke then getting one of the many crabby ones that are out there!
pegleg007 2
Laughter is the best medicine you puss!
Arrawyn 12
Haha. Stop being so over sensitive, that's actually hilarious