Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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hunterfisher98 8
That doc is..... Awesome
llamafish 25
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?
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Comments (221)
kristophen 3
Thats awesome
elmnt254 2
Dude, relax. Doctor's make jokes. My pediatrician when I was a kid used to make jokes with me ALL the time. Clearly you have no sense of humor.
martron3000 5
Didn't you notice the Doctor's medical degree on the wall was from the "Rodney Dangerfield School of Medicine"?
NayrGuy 0
And then after that he watched someone bleed out to death on the table..being a doctor is tough, they need humor to keep them positive about things.
misshighjinks 5
Haha lighten up! He was probably trying to make you feel better... :)
andypandy69 0
Can't take a joke eh? It's better than him telling you you only have a little while to live..... That doc is awesome as hell. There aren't any like that here.
i_hate_cats 3
YDI for not taking a joke. Chill
nowayisthisreal 4
You sound like an insufferable twat.
Nitrogenica 6
To everyone BSing on about OP being super sensitive and all that crap, go away. When you've been a victim of someone else's stupidity, and the reality of what you have to deal with has sunk in, you do NOT want to be hearing jokes made about it. Particularly if you know that you're gonna be suffering for months.
anoellem 1
Or get rid of the victim attitude and make the best of the situation and quit feeling sorry for yourself? Better approach
ronski 41
Someone had a sense of humour failure