Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Top comments
MSJ91 1
Sounds like a nice coincidence to me. There's nothing like falling for the same person again.
biggee531 7
A rather unfortunate event i think. Everything is funny in retrospect though ;)
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Comments (96)
twitterwhore66 4
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow so you are ............not togeather or ...you guys should give it another shot
hutsmundi89 0
FAKE FML
captaintaco 0
sounds like something they would make a movie out of. this is a sign OP. your still meant to be with eachother
Littlemuffinbox 6
#1, this is full of so much win. I love that song ;D
zachjack 0
haha this is so funny!!!!!!
zakkaisftw 0
LOL U BASTARD
cesciscecsy 0
not a coincidence; its fate:p! i say get back together; might be worth it:D
moms_mistake 2
*hums to self* if you like pina coladas...
ctguyfml 4
So I just wanted to point out after reading the fml again to double check. He dumped her rather than everyone saying she dumped him.
barbiegirl491 1
hahaha did she know it was you the whole time?