Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
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Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
stargirl14 0
lol thats so immature for fighting over who gets to push the button
boomBOOMshake 0
Agreed. You shouldn't even have pushed your brother.
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Comments (68)
MukyDaCookie 0
Blame it on tourrettes!
were_giraffe 2
that was mature YDI
RickyLedo 0
Haha, #20.
MonkeySpeaks 4
So your brother is 10... what are you...7?
theflyingmouth 0
Kids need all the beatings they can get, and they aren't getting them anymore. All the 90's kids are ******* worthless, who just skip work and spend all their money on ridiculous shit (these morons spend $60 for oxycotin... I used to buy ounces of weed for that much).
kittykat52810 0
hey **** you too buddy
IsThisNameTaken 0
#29: It is kinda annoying to have a child jump in front of you just to press a button before you.
tdobby 0
lol i always fight with my sisters to press the button you shoulda just told you thought it was your brother (;
california512 0
hahahahahaha this one made me laugh so hard. I don't know how old you are, but I'm imagining a 17 year old pushing a random 10 year old out of the way to push the elevator button first. haha
lillex_fml 0
even if it was your brother why would you push him in the first place? and how old are you, why do you NEED to press the button first?
Bleep_fml 0
How old are you, ten? To be fighting over who gets to press the elevator button. Sheesh.