FML : Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence....

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fartmaster - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:10 / United States

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By idefka | 33

#7437181 - Wednesday 12 April 2017 2:31

At least no one could tell it was you.

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By idefka | 33

#7437181 - Wednesday 12 April 2017 2:31

At least no one could tell it was you.

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