By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
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Jewelofagal 2

Don't know why you went along with the Mother's "evil giant" comment. It's not good to cater to people who insult you. Should this ever happen again, consider saying with a stone-cold facial expression, "Pardon? I'm not a giant and I'm not evil."

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rpvia 0

hahahahah damn op, sounds like some shit I would do ahhahah

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aldog24 0

lol you Americans are soooo funny, your instant reaction to ANYTHING is: sue then! you all need to harden the f up and not be such whinging babies

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RedInThaHead 0

lol slap her ass back

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Shivermeshamrock 0

I hope the kid doesn't turn out like the rotten bitch she is. :P

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thesecretninja 0

Falcon Punch time?

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riseofabreakings 0

yes it's falcon punch time

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being a mutant freak. Kudos for trying to scare a kid, though; kids DI for being kids. But back to you, OP. YDI for being a spineless wuss and not hitting her back. BTW, if you're really a "giant", how could she reach your face to slap it? Was she an Amazon? Were you squatting? Did she jump? Was it not your face she slapped? I WANT ANSWERS!

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r6_fml 4

She carries around a special stool specifically for slapping tall people. He was squatting, to take a dump on her chest. She did jump, when the duece struck home plate. She didn't slap his face, she slapped his chocolate starfish. Next question....

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XhugzX 0

just an fyi..tall ppl arent evil...and get picked on just as much as short ppl..

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greatnt249 0

Thanks for the clarification?

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

umm no. Shorties will get more direct insults, true, but tall people get way more subtle insults. For example, tall people can't even ride the bus without getting painfull leg cramps

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