By IDon’tKnowAnymore - 02/12/2018 08:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and then going to her place, not only did she not want sex, she also wanted me to leave and told me she never wanted to see me again. FML
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sunnyray812 42

YDI for leaving work for such a stupid reason. She could have waited and same goes to you.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I didn't know you could be catfished when you're already in a relationship with the person. From now on, don't think with your dick while you're working. It may have cost you your job, while actually costing you your girlfriend.

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sunnyray812 42

YDI for leaving work for such a stupid reason. She could have waited and same goes to you.

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tounces7 27

It was a lie though. She obviously was just pressuring him to get him to leave work just to dump him.

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julfunky 29

Lie or not, he still chose to leave work early for it. That part is still on him.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I didn't know you could be catfished when you're already in a relationship with the person. From now on, don't think with your dick while you're working. It may have cost you your job, while actually costing you your girlfriend.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Congrats on your recent single status. Sounds like you could have something better.

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RichardPencil 30

It took you hours to decide to ditch work to have sex? You’re thinking with the wrong head! Maybe if you join WA*, your gf will take you back. *Workaholics Anonymous

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onceuponatime456 16

That's NOT a girlfriend, it is a clingy, whiny little ***** and you are better off without IT!

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tounces7 27

Good ******* riddance. Sounds like the entire thing was intentional and she just wanted to screw with your work status before she left you.

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Eric Henning 7

Don’t ever stick you dick in stupid, walk away you job is more important.

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fjvitt 14

Maybe her other boyfriend got out of work quicker?

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maroongrad 13

Well, at least you are rid of the crazy manipulative beotch. Hope she didn't get you fired; at the least your boss thinks you are a bad or unreliable worker.

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