Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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pibb420 0
if hes back on the computer at eleven to write a fml i doubt he had a great night..
CodeMonkey123 0
To you morons cheating isn't oke with either sex!!! Idiots!
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staceybby 0
That's hot ;]
girlnamedkris 0
How is this a bad thing? Get in on that shit
CodeMonkey123 0
That's ****** up dumb the bitch!!
CodeMonkey123 0
To you morons cheating isn't oke with either sex!!! Idiots!
Qauzzix 0
It might have been cheating, it might not. I personally would not consider it as cheating but others might. My ex fiancé was bi curios and I told here that she could even sleep with another girl and I would mind. In fact, I think its hot. Rather that then she dumping me so that she could experience it. And btw, it has nothing to do why we split up and in fact I split up with her.
iamseamonster 0
in that situation i'd be hurt at my gf, because it's still cheating. it would be ok if she talked about it beforehand and an agreement was reached. but she went behind his back. even if it was just an experiment. and it doesn't seem plausible to assume the situation = threesome, because it's likely the girl was a lesbian.
bunniex1 11
It's not okay, it's still really hot, but still not okay.
JDP09 0
jelous much?
Qauzzix 0
That comment of yours is pure sexist. If you're so willing to judge be prepared to be judged yourself. Man-haters, woman-haters, it's just simply hate that is unjustified !
Stpatch754 0
dude wats the problem?? your girlfriend sounds awesome!
lift2live 0
dude your life doesnt suck. now you can have both of them
mumafiedmustangs 0
roll with it say your open to thouse things
pulpfiction_fml 3
HA! Rejected by two women in one night