By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

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Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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shagbark 0

YDI for not having sex with him first.

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spamandritz 2

Depends on what movie you were watching O.O

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Hurly26 0

He's a tool. Who sends out a mass text about that??

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gb_chrs 2

sent out a mass text "dear boyfriend, what did you lose your virginity to?" then text him saying its over.

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Cookie_box 6

It looks to me like the classical prank when you leave your phone out of sight for a few minutes. Some "friend" sends a funny/embarrassing message to all your contacts. This happens frequently at mt work.

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