Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
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SgtStud 4
When the cops asked if you were a prostitute you should have said, " that depends, how much are you willing to pay?"
stevenmx86 8
In these times did you really think "going for a walk at 1am to clear your head" would really turn out well?
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Comments (165)
ifuckmonsters 5
There's so many prostitutes at the truck stops in Connecticut. They're ******* everywhere. Don't be offended.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
I know how you feel. I am a creepy looking person and can't leave my house without having a run in with the police. People are too paranoid. All i want is to be left alone.
hateevryone 15
that's crazy. damn cops assume everything.
Here4theshow 17
So what were you wearing then?
neongurl98 10
Maybe u should rethink your style?
YoshiXclusive 0
You must be one hot woman and your mom too.
wittygirl 8
Were you walking around in your underwear?
stephk92 0
BAHAHAHA leave it to my best friend to do shit like this ;) **** the cops in our town dollface
onlychildFTW 34
Why would you walk o a truck stop at 1am in the firs place? I'll assume you were also wearing skimpy clothing because the cops thought you were a prostitute. Why do both these things? Bad planning.
stephk92 0
And fyi to all the idiots that think they know what they are talking about. Sweatpants sweatshirt and sneakers are not consideref provocative last time I checked. And she wasn't at the truck stop she was walking by. Thanks
5t3ff1k4h 47
Make sure you don't make yourself look stupid with your comment before you go calling everyone else stupid. None of us actually know if you're friends with OP; with a username like "D", OP could be anyone and you could just be some attention seeking or assuming asshole.
stephk92 0
Actually dollface that's my best friend. And the only attention seeking asshole in this scenario is you considering you decided to comment on it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh, puh-lease. You must at least see the fact there is no proof you're OP's best friend, right? Take the bloody stick out of your ass. Don't call people 'dollface' just to be a snot, mmkay?