Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
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SgtStud 4
When the cops asked if you were a prostitute you should have said, " that depends, how much are you willing to pay?"
stevenmx86 8
In these times did you really think "going for a walk at 1am to clear your head" would really turn out well?
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Comments (165)
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Ironically this happened once to Peter
heythereyouu_fml 3
You looked that slutty...?
chelspm 5
You walked to a truck stop at 1am... That's not safe Your lucky it was cops that picked you up and took you HOME...
MoZZie_fml 0
my advice is to stop being a 2 dollar ***** :) kthxbye
sikmunkee 9
and you were dressed like that because....... get some new clothes OP ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Next time, don't wear fishnets and a mini skirt.
WeAreScrewed 3
OT, I don't believe OP should have been taken home. I'm 14 and have been stopped by the cops walkin' around town at 2 a.m. But they never really care so long as you have an alright reason. Granted it may be that I'm a male, but there are male prostitutes, so who knows. Maybe you just dressed like a ****.
garfield224 0
Well you could ***** yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece
Snafuusmc 12
Only if you lived in Vegas you'd prolly fit in...
abstractsnipe 0
I live in Vegas, she wouldn't fit in.
soulofnature 8
Consider it a lesson learned and next time find a different way to clear your head. I'm all for taking a walk when it's at a safe time, but like everyone else has said, you're lucky it was the police who picked you up. Also, keep in mind, a lot of counties have a youth curfew, so if you're out past it, especially at a truck stop, it looks suspicious.