Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML
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Today, I made my niece cry when I told her that snakes are just tails with faces. She won't stop. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patient's room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
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teiso_fml 0
Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.
littlexlion 4
Woohoo! Granny on fml!
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Comments (103)
Prawn_fml 2
She knows what a crocodile feels like? Impressive. I do think you should take it like a compliment though. Crocodiles are cool. Heck, play with it, like people said. Be her crocogran.
ohsoichigo 0
how old is the child, because if she's over 5 isn't it a little weird that she is stroking your face?
espada5 0
LMAO i used to touch my gma's face cus it felt cool and she thought it was hilarious LOL
SiLvEr_070 5
ROFL WIN XD
L0VEPiNK07 0
yay for cool gmas! and I think its cute, too. she's a kid. they say a lot of weird things. lol
Thunderman 0
totally fake. grandmas will start posting on fml when hell freezes over
joHnnycsU 0
since when do grandparents use FML?
Hazy_fml 0
And you do realize that people do not get stupider as they age, correct? I wouldn't be surprised if the OP knows more about the internet than you do.
thelistman 0
Fake. Old people can't use the internet! LOLZ!
giganticbrain 0
Agreed. I'm calling out a fake on this one. Grandmothers are not allowed on the interwebz. Even in they were, they wouldn't (rather shouldn't) be on sites like FML.
L0VEPiNK07 0
guess it's frozen, then, thunderman, because granny posted one! dumbass.
EveryDayJackAss 0
O.O.......you're not Killer Croc's grandma by any chance.....are you?
Improbability 0
My step-mom became a grandmother by her own children when she was like 42. In which case that is kinda young to have croc skin. (She is also MORE active on Facebook and the internet than most people my age, let alone her age.) But in either case, this is very cute, and not an FML. Kids don't know what they are talking about. Has she ever felt a crocodile? Probably not. But either way, cmon it's your grandchild. Smile, laugh, move on.