FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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dawnie1001 0
But does it taste like chicken?
Zombie_ADD 0
wow! thats stupid. your probably white.
Shadydeals 0
XD freakin winner.
dawnie1001 0
Funny fml. Your friend has a great sense of humor.
marycjones 0
Why couldn't you google it? =
memyselfandi_fml 0
it's amazing how many ignorant and closed-minded people there are in the world. just because you live in america and are exposed to spanish does not mean a girl in china would be. she most certainly is not an idiot. kudos to the OP for being open-minded about everything, unlike some of the people on this thread.
icequeenhands 0
Ha. You're dumb. Ever heard to Fritos? Like, the chips? Or the chip company? Or gone to eat mexican food?
strangersdk 0
183, relax. If she's dating a hispanic guy and wants to impress him she should definitely know some spanish. Have you ever heard of the internet? You are just really gullible to believe that, I can't believe you've never heard that the word Pollo means chicken in english. Dumb. If I were him, I'd leave.
judgeymcjudge 0
Gold. Absolute gold XD
CrystalBall09 0
LMAO....Why didn't you look the words up first??? Wow....