FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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unlucky91 0
lmfao at # 12 and it could of been a lot worse then fried chicken but yeahh that still sucks
Waffleiron 0
Ever watch an El Pollo loco commercial?
danaaaox3 0
#37 and 126 ahahaha this FML is one of the best ones i've ever read (: it just made my day !!
wudig10 0
i barely know spanish and i know that '**** me' in spanish is cojame....that's sorta sad
wudig10 0
i barely know spanish and i know that **** me in spanish is cojame.... not in spain
josefina 0
well yeah, kinda... but you put it in the Spanish imperative form. You made it sound like if a king's servant was yelling "Please Your Majesty, **** me!". ahahahahaha "Cógeme" would be better though.
wolfy_fml 5
lol The only Spanish I know... is by mimicing the words in songs (I don't understand the words) and even I could tell that 'pollo frito' meant something like 'fried chicken'.
KINGLEON 0
OH mY ****** GoD!!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahahah xDDDD this is seriously the funniest story ive ever read in FML.com Wooooowwww!!! That Blowsss!
thequeenofscots 0
You just created KFC's next advert. I hope they pay you well!
Ngood7 0
Haha, that's amazing! That said, I hate the negative comments on this site. It's supposed to be FUN, quit picking it apart and ruining it for everyone else. Geeeeeeeez.
iEuphorical 0
LOL.