FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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cherrytwiz 0
lol @ 42
_pk_ 0
What I wonder is how he managed to keep it on with you screaming FRIED CHICKEN, LOL. Now he probably thinks you have a weird fetish with chicken and next time he'll have the room ready with tons of KFC buckets to turn you on.
LittleMiss1 0
wow he must have been like WTF does this girl like LOOOVE fried chicken lol
anonymousstudent 0
hahaah in mexico they say cógeme!
wickedsick 0
you should've seen that one coming. most non-hispanics know that pollo=CHICKEN. jesussssssss. el pollo loco, yeah? TASTE THE FIYUHHHHHr
soysauze 0
LMAO, i actually laughed
xkaokaox 0
Hello El POLLO
Boob_fml 6
Hahahaha I love this one! LLsuperfly: I don't think "common sense" helps you to know the meaning of a second language...
annis_fml 0
hahaha oh dear...i'm pretty sure that's something you could probably search up online
alex_vik 1
#179 - Well, they're from China, so they're obviously white, but what the **** does that have to do with anything?