FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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DinoJR 0
When a chick screams "Papi" thats hot
Stork 0
#230 - Its not like she could have memorized a whole list...
_degaussed 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Hilarious.
revezone 0
LMFAAAAOOO oh mannn once i got to pollo frito i died. and lmfao again at #12.. ty #219 for pointing it out... stick to "ayy si papi.. dele papi dele.. uyyy si que rico papi" etc.
tbritish1022 0
hahahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this
ilovemycats 0
You really should have looked that one up online first.
el_furbinator 0
you should've said "FOKEAME PAPI" u pronounce foh-keg(with out the g so ke)Ah meh PAH PEE literal translation **** me daddy lol use that next time LOL if it was me i wouldn't have been able to last i would've been laughing so ******* hard LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
el_furbinator 0
to #87 LOL btw i love paella
infantrygirl 0
LMFAO.
Thrashmeister 0
Who the hell doesn't know what "pollo" is?