FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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free_Aus 0
Maybe OP's boyfriend thought she was just kinky, or hungry. I wonder if she is a "large" girl. That would make it even funnier.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
abzy365 0
rofl nice. NEVER ask your friends these questions- look it up online.
MyLifeIsGrrreat 0
Silly fatty, have another bucket!
PureGold 0
Well, guys DO love fried chicken...
banerkblue 0
YDI for not knowing common Spanish words. But you're from China, so.
ladedum 0
#104: thanks. you took the words right out of my mouth. however, id like to say it myself. no, #97, YOU FAIL. learn to read english properly before commenting on the subject of another language.
danceydancetime 0
hahahaha. you didn't know "pollo" was chicken?
Somber_fml 0
This is so incredibly awesome.
Stork 0
I am not from China... Full blooded American. Thanks for the rants, much more thanks for the compliments. My friend was getting back at me by the way... She speaks fluent Spanish and English...