Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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free_Aus 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:30

Maybe OP's boyfriend thought she was just kinky, or hungry. I wonder if she is a "large" girl. That would make it even funnier.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:30

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

abzy365 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:34

rofl nice. NEVER ask your friends these questions- look it up online.

MyLifeIsGrrreat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:35

Silly fatty, have another bucket!

PureGold 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:38

Well, guys DO love fried chicken...

banerkblue 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:39

YDI for not knowing common Spanish words. But you're from China, so.

ladedum 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:39

#104: thanks. you took the words right out of my mouth. however, id like to say it myself. no, #97, YOU FAIL. learn to read english properly before commenting on the subject of another language.

danceydancetime 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:41

hahahaha. you didn't know "pollo" was chicken?

Somber_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:51

This is so incredibly awesome.

Stork 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:56

I am not from China... Full blooded American. Thanks for the rants, much more thanks for the compliments. My friend was getting back at me by the way... She speaks fluent Spanish and English...

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