Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
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Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, I lost half my friends and was kicked out of my Star Wars club, all because I said that The Acolyte is unwatchable trash. Apparently that makes me "an alt-right Trump-humper." Whatever that means. FML
Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML
Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Today, I was accused of racism for mentioning that a Native American woman in my neighborhood is illiterate. She's a special needs adult waiting for an opening in a group home, I only mentioned she was illiterate because people couldn't figure it out and were upset that she couldn't read the notes they were leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
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masterchief520 6
The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.
HrothgarXII 21
Was she a scruffy looking nerf-herder?
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Comments (99)
Ervinator35 25
Must've been Cassidy Boon.
shitoutofluck7 11
aka tumblr user
techiejames 8
I hope you told her she needs to mind her own business.
AcieMcG 21
Opinions on VII? I'm just mad J.J didn't do more with the story.
Railroader 16
got to leave something for the next couple of movies
WreckeRalph36 18
Raised some questions. Followed some things about the books but not too well. Could tell it was a Disney movie...
Railroader 16
what books, because the old EU books pre-2014 are no longer canon which is a shame a lot of good stories came from the old EU.
CoolCookie210 22
Someone in this situation is racist, but it's definitely not you
Railroader 16
Should have referred to them as Tusken Raiders
WreckeRalph36 18
Did she look like Jabba?
Druidmeister 4
Those would be sand niggers
havahnegila 22
I really don't like your verbiage that you used to describe the person who misunderstood what you were saying. You were seeking understanding and compassion regarding a conversation she overheard yet lack it in your description of her, which is dehumanizing and degrading.
The_ghetto_mango 25
God. Wow. *Claps because of things* Brilliant. Call them Tusken Raiders or some shit like that.
Raze_Roze 7
**** off.
Razell 13
Gneh. Can't tell if genuine SJW or satirist thereof.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Why, thank you, Raze_Roze!
JZAMORA777 21
I'll be your Jubba the hut if you be my chained bitch