Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, I lost half my friends and was kicked out of my Star Wars club, all because I said that The Acolyte is unwatchable trash. Apparently that makes me "an alt-right Trump-humper." Whatever that means. FML
Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML
Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Today, I was accused of racism for mentioning that a Native American woman in my neighborhood is illiterate. She's a special needs adult waiting for an opening in a group home, I only mentioned she was illiterate because people couldn't figure it out and were upset that she couldn't read the notes they were leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
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masterchief520 6
The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.
HrothgarXII 21
Was she a scruffy looking nerf-herder?
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Comments (99)
ThrottleJockey 36
The stupid is strong in that one.
ThrottleJockey 36
Tell her to get the sand out of her ******.
Itinerantbelle 5
#45 really?!
FSGInsainity 15
I really hate those attention seeking racist little birds, nosing(beaking?) into other people's conversations.
lennonfan 7
Calling them "sand people" is pretty racist, the correct term is tusken raider.
False_Stupidity 42
And yet in the original trilogy they are only referred to as sand people.
Itinerantbelle 5
She overheard what she thought were racist comments and you call her an "Attention-seeking tit"? What are you an underachieving dick? She may have overreacted but you demean her by gender to make a bs point over Star Wars, geez!
oliv34 11
well isnt it a little sexist to call them a attention seeking tit?
Shrike 24
No. Next question.
ZaiopePerSe 15
Tusken raiders you tit
kwilkens 15
We prefer the term Tusken American
sandycheeks99 5
But the sand people are primitive and savage. The Tusken Raiders at least have their moisture condensators and cool laser rifles.
Matttis 7
To be fair, they ARE primitive and savage sand people.